Bug Blaster Gifts

Mosquito Fumigation

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

Flies up the ante!

Entomology Reference

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

Drone Spray

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Painter's Duel.

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

No fly zone

'Termites!'

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

MRSA Guide to hospital.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

Gardener and the Giant Snail