Bug Blaster Gifts

Mosquito Fumigation

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Entomology Reference

Flies up the ante!

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

Drone Spray

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

Painter's Duel.

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Computer Virus

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

No fly zone

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'Termites!'

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

Tennis Player.

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."