Bug Baller Gifts

'I was dropped from the insect football team... it took me too long to put my boots on!'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

Entomology Reference

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

When lice dream.

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Would you like flies with that order?"

Drone Spray

Computer Virus

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

No fly zone

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'

'Termites!'

Children play with insects in power outages

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Flight School.

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'