Bug Talker Gifts

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Extreme Bungy

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Computer Expert

Mantis Love

Terry had a computer bug.

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

Bug hanging up stockings

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Praying Mantis.

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Flea Philosophy.