Bug Raconteur Gifts

"What's that welt, Gracie?"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Extreme Bungy

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Terry had a computer bug.

'And you're telling me this, why?'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Bug hanging up stockings

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Flea Philosophy.

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'Hold on a minute with that stuff! That 'infestation' just happens to be your kids on a Saturday morning!'

'Have you beed seeing other females?'

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'