Bug Adventurers Gifts

"I don't want any gifts from the woods that crawl or slither."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Extreme Bungy

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Terry had a computer bug.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'At ease, soldier.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'I'm an atheist!'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Meet the new factory manager.

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'