Lab Adventurer Gifts

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Meet the new factory manager.

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"She may be a book nerd, but she's the best lab partner I've ever had!"

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"A possible eureka."

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

The segway RV.

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Photocoffier.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Physicist in restaurant.

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'