Lab Experiment Adventurer Gifts

'You guys are really testing it!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I am not asking for directions."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Science Lab. I have to work late, dear --- I spent most of the day going the wrong way.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Eureka! Details to follow."

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."