Experiment Adventurer Gifts

"Oops!" "Never say that in a DNA lab!"

Recycling Bins at Genetic Research Company: Glass, Metal, Paper, Boo-Boos

Inexact Science Lab

"A possible eureka."

A combustion of chemists

The experiment had gone terribly wrong, Professor Jones had become 'The Fly'

TAKE A BREAK!

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Too much torque?"

"Should we add sodium to hydrogen?"

"My science project blew up on the way home!"

The Physicist is in

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

Glub Glub Glub.

The class was unusually quiet. Gribbins fingered his cane and coughed just once. Chalk-dust or asthma, nobody could tell. What was left of Jimmy Worthington sizzled quietly on the floor in front of the excimer laser...

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

'Better check out what Dr. Figowitz is working on these days.'

'When I had myself cryogenically frozen 2 decades ago, I didn't expect to wake up with frost bite!'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."