Lab Experiment Adventurer Mugs

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I am not asking for directions."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Eureka! Details to follow."

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."