Experimental Adventurers Mugs

'My friends, as a result of our experimentation, we have just lost a dear and valued colleague...'

'Honey, who'll be the first to try your time machine?'

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Meet the new factory manager.

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

100k Desert Crawl

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"A possible eureka."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Chemistry Improv Theater

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"You want proof? There's your proof."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.