Experimental Adventurers Pillows

'My friends, as a result of our experimentation, we have just lost a dear and valued colleague...'

'Honey, who'll be the first to try your time machine?'

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Meet the new factory manager.

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

100k Desert Crawl

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"A possible eureka."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"You want proof? There's your proof."

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

Chemistry Improv Theater

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

The segway RV.