Bug Raconteur Pillows

"What's that welt, Gracie?"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Extreme Bungy

Terry had a computer bug.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Exciting potato bugs.

'And you're telling me this, why?'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Bug hanging up stockings

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Flea Philosophy.

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

'Hold on a minute with that stuff! That 'infestation' just happens to be your kids on a Saturday morning!'

University Book Store.

'I want you to bring me one.'