Bug Banter Enthusiast Pillows

'It's too bad about them banning DDT. I was just getting to like it.'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Extreme Bungy

Terry had a computer bug.

'At ease, soldier.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Bug hanging up stockings

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

Flea Philosophy.

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."