Bug Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"You're using forelegs? That's disgusting!"

"You drop yours first."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Extreme Bungy

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Exciting potato bugs.

Terry had a computer bug.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Bug hanging up stockings

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Flea Philosophy.

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

'I want you to bring me one.'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'