Bug-eyed Humorist Pillows

Fly at the Optometrist

Dinner at the Trapdoors

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"You drop yours first."

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

Santa Claus doing eyetest. The chart has 'HO HO' on it instead of letters.

Fly having an idea.

Boxer with glasses.

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

"Probably midges"

'Thus the big party.'

Don't be alarmed by the smell, it's not a chemical attack: we've just entered the teenage boy's bedroom...

"Don't go to the light, Ned!"

Climbing Mount Rushmore

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

"You're using forelegs? That's disgusting!"

'Why do they call us pests?' 'We bite them.' 'We eat their food.' 'We give them the willies, and that's all there is to it.'

'I won't be in to work today... I woke up with a bug.'

Luna Tick