Bug Humor Fan Pillows

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"Well Darling, there you go, our own bit of swamp: A perfect place to raise a family..."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

"You drop yours first."

National Opera: Wriggletto

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Queen Bee Dies, Survived by 20,000 Kids.

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

Fly having an idea.

Snail with Trumpet Shell Leaves A Music shop

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...

"So then you're NOT mad at me?"

"Mr and Mrs. Znyzz? Your test results are back. I'm afraid you only have seven weeks left to get pregnant!"