Bug Humor Fan Gifts

A conversation between a golfer and a mosquito. You and I probably use the phrase "getting 18 holes in" differntly.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

"Well Darling, there you go, our own bit of swamp: A perfect place to raise a family..."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

"You drop yours first."

National Opera: Wriggletto

Ok, now I know why the other superheroes wear masks.

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Queen Bee Dies, Survived by 20,000 Kids.

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

"Mr and Mrs. Znyzz? Your test results are back. I'm afraid you only have seven weeks left to get pregnant!"

Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...

"So then you're NOT mad at me?"

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

I don't mind one fly doing the backstroke in my soup, but six of them playing "Marco Polo" is just ridiculous.

Fly having an idea.

Snail with Trumpet Shell Leaves A Music shop

'Since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell. It's not in the pie or the baby's prunes - it's on 'Heartbreak Motel' Oh baby, so lonely...'

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."

You know, there is an easier way.