Insect Humor Fan Gifts

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"They've opened a new alfresco wine bar in town! Let's go wine-tasting by stinging a few patrons..."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

"You drop yours first."

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

For the last time, Barb, I'm not ignoring you., I'm just eating.

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

Chameleon in a bar.

Centipede Hokey Pokey. 'You put foot number 17 in, you put foot number 17 out...'

You know, there is an easier way.

At the signing of the Great Picnic Treaty.

A spider drops down from the ceiling to read a man's book on flies.

"Probably midges"

Did you double dip?

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

'Do currants have wings?' - 'You've just swallowed a fly.'

Great, here come my husband's idiot buddies. Beer.

Forklift truck

'Reminds me, my urologist said there's something wrong with my plumbing.'

"Don't go to the light, Ned!"

"The names is swarm of Bluebottles a party of 301,002."

Insect Grammar. Praying mantis. Preying mantis. Prying mantis.

A conversation between a golfer and a mosquito. You and I probably use the phrase "getting 18 holes in" differntly.

"I think we better have a leg count."

"You're using forelegs? That's disgusting!"