Insect Humor Fans Gifts

At the signing of the Great Picnic Treaty.

I found Bob – He's gone to the other side.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Comb Sweet Comb

'At ease, soldier.'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"You need a mint."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'Back to work, McFly! You're spending too much time on that screen saver...'

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

Entomology. Ant Colony. Ants must worry about their work-life balance.

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

Planet of the Ants

"Well, that backfired."

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

"You drop yours first."

Stinging Bee

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

'My trick for avoiding extra work is to look busy all the time...'

"Jeez, Billy, you're always talking trash!"

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'