Insect Humor Gifts

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"Do me next."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Snowmobull

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Of Mice and Men.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Honk if you love me!"

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"You're famous, Angus."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"I hate it..."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"Yes, the market did advance this week, Rebecca, but we feel it's somewhat of a 'dead-cat bounce.'"

Hog Futures