Insect Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Do currants have wings?' - 'You've just swallowed a fly.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'At ease, soldier.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Let me introduce my other half."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Slugfest!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

Bees v Wasps

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

Praying mantis.

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

Fly Artist

"No son of mine is going into entomology."