Insect Humor Aficionado Gifts

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'At ease, soldier.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

A termite practical joke.

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

'Back to work, McFly! You're spending too much time on that screen saver...'

"Maybe there's a free lunch, too?"

'Are you crazy! Put that thing down before you kill somebody!'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Planet of the Ants

Rooms for Rent - No Larvae.

"Impressive resume. You really know your s**t."

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.