Insect Humor Aficionado Pillows

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'At ease, soldier.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

A termite practical joke.

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

'Are you crazy! Put that thing down before you kill somebody!'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.

Mayfly Retirement Home: 'It's a real worry, so many of us living well into our 25 hour. . .'

'Yeh right! Always blame the dung beetle!' - An elevator mishap.

"Impressive resume. You really know your s**t."