Insect Humor Lover Pillows

Fruit Fly Birthdays

Great, here come my husband's idiot buddies. Beer.

Here comes Ron. Whatever you do, don't mention the dog and the tweezers.

You know, there is an easier way.

"I realize you bought it for protection. I just don't feel comfortable with one in the house."

'What, you squished it? That's not an it. That was your son Larry, or the 'runt of the litter' as you liked to call him, remember?'

"The names is swarm of Bluebottles a party of 301,002."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

The prying mantis,

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"She's a natural!"

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

"Nonsense, Kevin. How could there be an anteater under your bed?"

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"What pheromone are you using?"

"You drop yours first."

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

Russian Snail