Insect Humorists Pillows

Yeah, there are spiders in here, but … wait, are you going around?

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'YAY! PATE!'

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

Alligator Bars

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

Leopards do change their spots

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

'Extreme acupuncture.'

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

"You drop yours first."

'How come there are no DOG BURGLARS?'

Santa Enjoys Venison.

'I'm afraid it's going to make us a laughing stock, dear!'

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

101 uses of a dead cat: civilisation flag.

Armadillo playing accordion.

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.