Insect Humor Enjoyer Pillows

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

The prying mantis,

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Let me introduce my other half."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Slugfest!

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

Bees v Wasps

Fly Artist

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"She's a natural!"

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'