Insect Humor Enjoyer Gifts

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

The prying mantis,

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Slugfest!

"Let me introduce my other half."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

Fly Artist

"She's a natural!"

Praying mantis.

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

Bees v Wasps

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'