Insect Humor Lover Gifts

Fruit Fly Birthdays

"I realize you bought it for protection. I just don't feel comfortable with one in the house."

'What, you squished it? That's not an it. That was your son Larry, or the 'runt of the litter' as you liked to call him, remember?'

"The names is swarm of Bluebottles a party of 301,002."

The prying mantis,

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"She's a natural!"

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

"What pheromone are you using?"

Russian Snail

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

"You drop yours first."

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

'We're running late - can't you shave your legs tomorrow?'

"When I was seventeen..."