Insect Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Do currants have wings?' - 'You've just swallowed a fly.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'At ease, soldier.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Let me introduce my other half."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Slugfest!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Praying mantis.

Fly Artist

Bees v Wasps

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."