Insect Humor Fans Pillows

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'At ease, soldier.'

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"You need a mint."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'Extreme acupuncture.'

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

"Well, that backfired."

"You drop yours first."

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

Planet of the Ants

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

Stinging Bee

'I was happier as a caterpillar'

"Jeez, Billy, you're always talking trash!"

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

'My trick for avoiding extra work is to look busy all the time...'