Insect Humorists Prints

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'YAY! PATE!'

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Leopards do change their spots

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

Alligator Bars

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

"You drop yours first."

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

'How come there are no DOG BURGLARS?'

'I'm afraid it's going to make us a laughing stock, dear!'

Santa Enjoys Venison.

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

Armadillo playing accordion.

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

101 uses of a dead cat: civilisation flag.

'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'