Insect Humorist Prints

"Don't go to the light, Ned!"

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"Probably midges"

Butterfly Heimlich.

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'I Can't Believe It's NOT Dung!'

Fly mugger mugging with fly swatter.

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

'Why do they call us pests?' 'We bite them.' 'We eat their food.' 'We give them the willies, and that's all there is to it.'

"We love it, but how is the school system here? (We're expecting maggots.)"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Scuba cow"

Hats and Food

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'Flight simulator'

No jay walking.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"