Bugs And Humor Aficionado Gifts

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Extreme Bungy

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Terry had a computer bug.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Bug hanging up stockings

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Flea Philosophy.

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

University Book Store.

'I want you to bring me one.'