Bugs And Humor Aficionado Gifts

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Extreme Bungy

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Terry had a computer bug.

Exciting potato bugs.

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

The Thinker. The Listener

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Bug hanging up stockings

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Flea Philosophy.

'I want you to bring me one.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

University Book Store.

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."