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"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Extreme Bungy

Exciting potato bugs.

Terry had a computer bug.

'At ease, soldier.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'I'm an atheist!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

Bug hanging up stockings

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."