Bug Banter Aficionado Gifts

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Extreme Bungy

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Terry had a computer bug.

'At ease, soldier.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Bug hanging up stockings

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Flea Philosophy.

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."