Bug Banter Enthusiast Gifts

'It's too bad about them banning DDT. I was just getting to like it.'

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Extreme Bungy

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Terry had a computer bug.

Exciting potato bugs.

'At ease, soldier.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'I'm an atheist!'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Bug hanging up stockings

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."