Bug Banter Lover Gifts

Insect Insults.

'It's OK to drink, Sid - it says flying insect something or other.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

The Poky Little Pupa.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Extreme Bungy

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

Exciting potato bugs.

Terry had a computer bug.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'At ease, soldier.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'I'm an atheist!'

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'