Bug Lover Gifts

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

Santapede

"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."

'I can change him!'

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

'Do you promise to love her in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, until one day she decides to bite off your head and eat you.'

"Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."

'So, where do you see youself by June?'

'You'll find that when you're seen on a million-volt electron microscope, you really want to look your best.'

'Can't we just get a divorce?'

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

"What I'm about to tell you does not leave this mustache."

Digital Bug

'Oh great, here comes that creepy guy from entomology class!'

'Feelers, nothing more than feelers...'

We all long to be long.

Tenants Wanted: "We're in luck, boys!"

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"I'd love to go dancing with you but I've got a thousand left feet."

"I tried living in an ant farm once. Couldn't get Wi-Fi on the lower levels."

A bee in small airplane

How Insects Get Their Names: Bluebottle Fly/Robber Fly/Lady Bug/Dung Beetle/Spittlebugs/Stink Bug/Click Beetle.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

Fly conservation area

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

'In your price range we can arrange to have you splattered on a windshield.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Haven't they been answered yet?'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"You want flies with that?"

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

'That's typical as soon as you snap on the light, they disappear.'

"Oh, it was fun for awhile, but then she started getting under MY skin."