Lovable Bug Lover Gifts

'Look at this mess. Nothing but legs, antennae and body segments. ... That's why I hate weekends at the slopes, Ernie.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Extreme Bungy

The prying mantis,

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Terry had a computer bug.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

"This will sting a bit."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

'At ease, soldier.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'I'm an atheist!'

'You've changed.'