Bug Pun Lover Gifts

Queen Bee Dies, Survived by 20,000 Kids.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

The Poky Little Pupa.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Extreme Bungy

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Exciting potato bugs.

Terry had a computer bug.

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

Bug hanging up stockings

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.