Funny Bug Lover Gifts

'We've been leaf-cutters for 127 million years, and now you tell me we're doing it the wrong way?'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Extreme Bungy

Terry had a computer bug.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'At ease, soldier.'

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'I'm an atheist!'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."