Big Bug Lover Gifts

Giant Insect Alien

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Extreme Bungy

The prying mantis,

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Terry had a computer bug.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'At ease, soldier.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'I'm an atheist!'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."