Bug Lover Pillows

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."

'I can change him!'

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

'Do you promise to love her in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, until one day she decides to bite off your head and eat you.'

"Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."

'So, where do you see youself by June?'

'You'll find that when you're seen on a million-volt electron microscope, you really want to look your best.'

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'Can't we just get a divorce?'

"What I'm about to tell you does not leave this mustache."

'Oh great, here comes that creepy guy from entomology class!'

We all long to be long.

Digital Bug

"I tried living in an ant farm once. Couldn't get Wi-Fi on the lower levels."

"I'd love to go dancing with you but I've got a thousand left feet."

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Tenants Wanted: "We're in luck, boys!"

A bee in small airplane

"One day, son, all this will be yours."

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Fly conservation area

'I'm really shy you see: I guess I'll never be a 'Social Butterfly'...'

"I haven't seen you in ages - have you not been hiding under a rock?"

Shoe shop

Tick on leg: You Are Here Sign.

'In your price range we can arrange to have you splattered on a windshield.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'That's typical as soon as you snap on the light, they disappear.'

'The good news is, you're getting reincarnated...the bad news is, you're gonna be a mayfly...you've got five hours!'

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"If we're high in protein, why are we so small?"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.