Bug Aficionado Pillows

"Oh what a beautiful morning!"

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand..."

"Sorry I'm late. I was tying my shoes."

Why centipedes make poor batsman. 'Not LBW again?'

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"I dunno, I've been feeling kind of sluggish lately!"

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

More Bad News for Network TV: The Insect Channel

'My third husband was by far my favourite: Such a nice flavour...'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"Billy loves the new t-shirt you bought him for his birthday, mom!"

'Organic: no preservatives or pesticides'

'I'm really shy you see: I guess I'll never be a 'Social Butterfly'...'

' and a heavy frog warning up North...'

Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"I heard that there might be ticks at camp so I brought poindexter to make some new friends!"

"I haven't gotten much sleep since my parents put in that night light."

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

National Opera: Wriggletto

"That was disgusting dude! That fly had just taken off from that cow-pat over there!"

"Well Darling, there you go, our own bit of swamp: A perfect place to raise a family..."

"Mr and Mrs. Znyzz? Your test results are back. I'm afraid you only have seven weeks left to get pregnant!"

"So then you're NOT mad at me?"

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

Fly Eye Chart

Sadly, Frank was destined to remain a virgin.

Snail Chariot

'. . .It's probably more scared of us than we are of it.'

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."

'Gathering food is so much easier for us in Summer when people go on picnics...'

Woman scared of bug

Snail with Trumpet Shell Leaves A Music shop

'The light really improves my night-time catch...'