Insect Lover Pillows

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'Do it Bernie, what are you, some kind of larvae?'

Happy Bee

Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!

'I'd love to get a different job, but all I know is being an dung beetle.'

'I'll take fifty pairs, thanks...'

Entomological Institute

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Antelopes.

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"You remind me a lot of myself at your age."

A caterpillar looks at a centrefold in a girly magazine that is several pages long.

'It sort of made life exciting. I miss DDT.'

"They're taking over the whole planet -- Better hurry up and create anteaters."

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

The fumble bee

'Wait a minute - is there any part of this stupid bush which is NOT actually a stick insect?'

"Genetic defect."

'Before we go further, I have to know if you've been tested for bee mites.'

'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

Moth Christmases.

'What do you mean I can't check out? What kind of a motel is. . .this. . . place. . .'

'We're running late - can't you shave your legs tomorrow?'

'Pest Control Center? I'd like to report mites near my home.'

'It seems like only yesterday, you were just a slimy little maggot.'

Bee uniforms - Queen, Worker, Drone, Accountant

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

"I warned you against getting involved with that bee!"

"Oh, sweetie. Horizontal stripes? Not flattering."

Mr. Perfect

"You suck the life out of him. I'm gonna see what's in his wallet."

"Hey! Wait!"

"She's a natural!"