Insect Lover Mugs

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'Do it Bernie, what are you, some kind of larvae?'

"You do realise the catastrophic impact your actions could have on the planet's ecosystem?"

Happy Bee

'Well, since you ask, yes, your bum does look big in that.'

'I'll take fifty pairs, thanks...'

'I'd love to get a different job, but all I know is being an dung beetle.'

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!

Entomological Institute

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'Oh no! Bad antenna day!'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

'Ugh! I think it's past its sell-by date.'

Antelopes.

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

"You remind me a lot of myself at your age."

'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

'It sort of made life exciting. I miss DDT.'

'Just hand over the beetle nice and slow, and nobody gets frazzled.'

"Ignore them. They just want to get us into bed."

A caterpillar looks at a centrefold in a girly magazine that is several pages long.

'We're running late - can't you shave your legs tomorrow?'

'It seems like only yesterday, you were just a slimy little maggot.'

"Genetic defect."

The fumble bee

'What do you mean I can't check out? What kind of a motel is. . .this. . . place. . .'

What Entomologists Don't Want You To See.

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'Wait a minute - is there any part of this stupid bush which is NOT actually a stick insect?'

Yeah, you've got a firefly stuck between your teeth, Bob.

'Before we go further, I have to know if you've been tested for bee mites.'

'Pest Control Center? I'd like to report mites near my home.'

Moth Christmases.