Insect Humor Fan T-Shirts

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"They've opened a new alfresco wine bar in town! Let's go wine-tasting by stinging a few patrons..."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

"You drop yours first."

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

Chameleon in a bar.

A spider drops down from the ceiling to read a man's book on flies.

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

"Probably midges"

Forklift truck

Did you double dip?

'Do currants have wings?' - 'You've just swallowed a fly.'

'Reminds me, my urologist said there's something wrong with my plumbing.'

"Don't go to the light, Ned!"

"The names is swarm of Bluebottles a party of 301,002."

You'd better go on a diet Bill: You don't look like a stick anymore...

The Corona Family

'Why do they call us pests?' 'We bite them.' 'We eat their food.' 'We give them the willies, and that's all there is to it.'

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

"You're using forelegs? That's disgusting!"