Insect Joke Lover T-Shirts

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

The prying mantis,

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Let me introduce my other half."

Slugfest!

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Praying mantis.

Fly Artist

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

Bees v Wasps

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

"She's a natural!"

"No son of mine is going into entomology."