Insect Joke Lover Mugs

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

The prying mantis,

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Slugfest!

"Let me introduce my other half."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Praying mantis.

Fly Artist

Bees v Wasps

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"She's a natural!"

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...