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'Please buzz before entering.' That Marge is quite the joker.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Bubble gum leaves

'At ease, soldier.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

Planet of the Ants

Stinging Bee

'Miron, stop teasing your brother this instant or I swear I will eat you! Don't think I won't! Remember what happened to your older brother Milton?!"

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

'I know it's your bed, but she's our guest. Sorry, sweetie, but you're going to have to sleep on the couch.'

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

'I was happier as a caterpillar'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

"Jeez, Billy, you're always talking trash!"

"Oh, come on, Fred. You can't credit your entire metamorphosis to yoga!"

"O.K.—I've got the tongue."

"Yeah, there were lots of flowers, so I had a good feed. It was rather awkward though: it was a funeral..."