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'Please buzz before entering.' That Marge is quite the joker.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Bubble gum leaves

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'At ease, soldier.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'Back to work, McFly! You're spending too much time on that screen saver...'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

Planet of the Ants

Stinging Bee

"Jeez, Billy, you're always talking trash!"

Maybe you would have less of a problem with flies in your soup if you didn't have landing strips attached to your bowls.

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

'I know it's your bed, but she's our guest. Sorry, sweetie, but you're going to have to sleep on the couch.'

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

'I was happier as a caterpillar'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'Miron, stop teasing your brother this instant or I swear I will eat you! Don't think I won't! Remember what happened to your older brother Milton?!"

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

"Oh, come on, Fred. You can't credit your entire metamorphosis to yoga!"

"I've met some rich dung beetles in my time..."

"Remember, when you score all hell will break loose!"

"O.K.—I've got the tongue."

"OK, you know the rule kids: let's stick together!"