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Oh no, it's some kind of mass grave

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

This is tech support. I will try to correct your problem, or perhaps create another problem.

"You drop yours first."

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Queen Bee Dies, Survived by 20,000 Kids.

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

Fly having an idea.

'Since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell. It's not in the pie or the baby's prunes - it's on 'Heartbreak Motel' Oh baby, so lonely...'

At the signing of the Great Picnic Treaty.

Nah, not up to much – just got let go by a sneeze, so I'm between bodies.

Don't be alarmed by the smell, it's not a chemical attack: we've just entered the teenage boy's bedroom...

Bugs on the Wiper Wiperblades ride.

'Do currants have wings?' - 'You've just swallowed a fly.'

'Do me a favor, Ed. Don't tell the other guys.'

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

A conversation between a golfer and a mosquito. You and I probably use the phrase "getting 18 holes in" differntly.

"You're using forelegs? That's disgusting!"

Fly at the Optometrist

'I won't be in to work today... I woke up with a bug.'

Insect Insults.

Luna Tick

Don

"Just swivel.'

The good news is that there are no flies in my soup. The bad news is that I have fly paper stuck to my head.

'It's OK to drink, Sid - it says flying insect something or other.'

'Please buzz before entering.' That Marge is quite the joker.